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George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.
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George Carlin May 12 1937 - June 22 2008
Thank you George Carlin, your insight was of huge importance for the human race, you will be greatly missed by many.
You are forever in our thoughts.
Please be civil in your discussion :-)

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amun
By: missietga. on 04 Dec 08, 07:09:05
amun

total fallacy. not ...
By: timo6170. on 04 Dec 08, 06:15:45
total fallacy. not proof. i can name more completely false prophecies

Proof of God = 100% ...
By: moabedom. on 04 Dec 08, 05:41:06
Proof of God = 100% fulfilled prophesy: (Is. 41:21-23 After Israel regathered as a nation, Iran (Persia) allied with Russia and Libya (North African nation(s) against Israel-(Ezek. 38 & 39) At same time Jesus gospel preached throughout earth (Mt24:14), many shall come saying they are Christ (Mt.24:5 (Oprah & New Agers, Gnostics, Hindus, etc.), mankind at verge of extinction (Mt.24:22), knowledge increased(Daniel 12:4)yet sin shall abound Mt24:12 All these occur at once+

he said joe bless u ...
By: Crimelord111. on 04 Dec 08, 05:19:58
he said joe bless u, listen carefully- in case i mite misheard still cud be a figure of speach as he has alredy claimed he was once conditioned to believe in such a falicy. old habbits an all that

"....But he LOVES ...
By: MRBLuD. on 04 Dec 08, 04:40:31
"....But he LOVES you!" Awesomeness.

About 9 years and ...
By: Chris2550525. on 04 Dec 08, 04:08:26
About 9 years and three heart attacks later.

you ppl are fucking ...
By: SKEPTIKAL87. on 04 Dec 08, 02:40:23
you ppl are fucking idiots i never made fun of him anywhere in that comment u cock sucker

How the hell is an ...
By: ItachiUchiha090987. on 04 Dec 08, 02:28:06
How the hell is an atheist going to say "God Bless You all" if he doesn't believe... Oh forget it ~_~..

That's quite clever ...
By: LouLou2u2. on 04 Dec 08, 01:41:39
That's quite clever. I dont dig religion.I was baptised as a catholic, but i am not a practicing. But each to their own.This guy is fabulous :-) I love him

This is from his ...
By: Stratplayer3388. on 04 Dec 08, 01:31:00
This is from his comedy tour "You are all diseased" I watched this for the first time in elementary school. That was 10 years ago and George carlin was old as fuck and died of a heart condition. Also one of the funniest comedians ever. RIP George. You dont know what the fuck you are talking about skeptitard.

you want god to ...
By: lalalahaha1234. on 04 Dec 08, 01:30:27
you want god to kill him because he used his own reasoning (which is what makes people different from animals). then you mentioned that he died a year ago with a smile? you're the one who should be dead. you don't even mention reasoning when saying he should die. you may think you're so smart but if you can't even reason then you're no smarter than a dog on a leash. so go cry to your bitch mom

May god strike him ...
By: SKEPTIKAL87. on 04 Dec 08, 01:19:43
May god strike him dead right there well he did die but about 1 yr later ;]

You take what you ...
By: bignose101. on 04 Dec 08, 01:01:59
You take what you want out of the Bible, you interpret the meanings of the stories and you decide what the lesson is. And you have to remember that the Bible was written over a thousand years ago where homosexuality was seen as sin by almost everyone in the world, not just Christians. We've come a long way since then. Also religions like Islam are much worse when it comes to human rights than Christianity.

no its not buddy
By: bignose101. on 04 Dec 08, 00:59:07
no its not buddy

Amen..haha
By: drewlaur. on 04 Dec 08, 00:57:16
Amen..haha

actually there is ...
By: IamtheVOICE123. on 04 Dec 08, 00:52:45
actually there is no really eividence that supports the idea of evolution... yah see there is no fossil record in existance that evolution has existsed, thats not to say evolution doesnt exist, its to say that some parts of it exists, such as the evolution of the mind,, or the evolution of cross breeding, and so on, those evolution do exist, physical evolution though, until proven does not exist, though the idea of it being a factor does prove a point

that's why i'm ...
By: NinjaChipmunk21. on 04 Dec 08, 00:42:38
that's why i'm agnostic. it's just as bad as religious people to say that there is no god. but i hate religion, namely christianity. and how do people get morals from the bible? do they just omit those parts that are morally and lawfully wrong? because some people actually use those parts like the homosexuality bit which i think is complete bullshit to deny them human rights

It is also ...
By: morais691alexandre. on 04 Dec 08, 00:30:10
It is also impossible to disprove the existance of bigfoot, but that doesnt mean he exists.But there is a very easy way to prove Gods existance.He only needs to reveal himself to mankind,if he does that i will convert on the spot,until then im quite happy not believing in what angry priests tell me.Does that sound reasonable?

you know evolution ...
By: onlineidiot. on 04 Dec 08, 00:28:02
you know evolution is now a proven fact. literally proven

I love watching the ...
By: Mrgyn. on 04 Dec 08, 00:25:51
I love watching the christian folks squirm in their pants after watching this.

The Bible wasn't ...
By: bignose101. on 04 Dec 08, 00:09:57
The Bible wasn't meant to be taken literally, it's just to make you a better person and give you some morals. Anyone who takes Bible stories as pure fact is just as ignorant as anyone who completely refuses to believe. There's no way to disprove a God just as there's no way to prove one.

its quite alright, ...
By: IamtheVOICE123. on 04 Dec 08, 00:03:15
its quite alright, i tend to speak my beliefs as if they sounded religiously when i never do believe in religious, did god exist? maybe he did, maybe he existed as a very moving, and powerful king that helped bring piece, kindness into this world, or maybe hes just a childs fairy tale... the truth is, is this, that if god is an historicle king, that existed as a human being with divine wisdom, the question remains 1. how did he obtain so much knowledge and 2. how did his figure become plagursise

well show me god ...
By: XxGuitarTrippinxX. on 03 Dec 08, 23:52:35
well show me god exist anyone and ill belive you

IamtheVOICE123, ...
By: deckard9757. on 03 Dec 08, 23:51:16
IamtheVOICE123, please accept my apologies - I should have spotted the inference.

joe bless you!
By: Autonova. on 03 Dec 08, 23:44:12
joe bless you!

George Carlin on Death - RIP
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I saw this bit the first time it was performed live; it might give us a bit of insight on how to treat his death.
Please watch this video too: http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=NaAgKEPON w0
PS: Dane Cook sucks ass.

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wow he is better ...
By: Sasukesmine78. on 04 Dec 08, 03:13:14
wow he is better than dane cook but that doesnt mean i dont love my dane~?! ps: he doesnt suck

Oh c'mon man! ...
By: rlope001. on 04 Dec 08, 02:04:09
Oh c'mon man! we're not the naive, self-righteous, flag waving, war mongering, honkies we're made out to be...or are we?

One of the reasons ...
By: Markunator. on 03 Dec 08, 11:57:34
One of the reasons I love George Carlin is that he showed that there actually ARE smart Americans; that you're not all like Kellie fucking Pickler. (I know that's just a minority of you.)

Uh yeah, the banks ...
By: fruticetum. on 03 Dec 08, 04:57:15
Uh yeah, the banks fucking were forced to make loans to unqualified folks. Unless they met a certain quota of loans to minorities, their rating was pulled. Show me a link that says the US intentionally targeted civilians, you dumbshit. LOL. The Democrats in NOLA had the money for levee reinforcement. As usual, they fucking spent the money on something else.

well...I guess ...
By: Wdd4lif3. on 03 Dec 08, 02:05:27
well...I guess thats a wrap George. good times man

Anyone whos ...
By: gaia942. on 02 Dec 08, 23:06:44
Anyone whos interested in making a non-profit, truthful,publicly funded news network spread the word about /user/TheRealNews.

smart guy !!! to ...
By: borntobeagenius. on 02 Dec 08, 19:55:24
smart guy !!! to bad hes dead

It's not about what ...
By: Opinical. on 02 Dec 08, 19:26:16
It's not about what the president wants. It's about who is in their pockets. Obama hides the lobbyists in smaller donations so they aren't investigated. But again, people who don't want to think about that, don't. In this day and age, you won't get a president that will do things the right way and in the best interest of the american people. Oh, and the real war was won within months of occupying Iraq. What we are doing there now is guard duty. It's not a war now.

Iraq is won? What ...
By: drumbo2002. on 02 Dec 08, 19:17:27
Iraq is won? What meds are you on? Hasn't embarresed the country? hahahahahahaha He's made the US look like hicksville central. He's turned it into the land of the free...lunch for greedy CEO and failed businesses. He's turned it into a place where to be curious, or want to know or enquire is to be scorned. He want's everyone to be at the level of 'My Pet Goat'

No one forced banks ...
By: drumbo2002. on 02 Dec 08, 19:12:57
No one forced banks to do anything. Not targeted civilians!..you must live in a parralell universe to the rest of the world. we may be liberal shits but the US still targets civilians, much as it will pain you to get your head out of your ass. As for Katrina..Bush cut funding for levee reinforcement..and as for 'Those blacks'they are people you racist fcuktard..FEMA did an absolutely shit job by any accounts.If it was Bushs home town of Kenebunkport how soon would aid get there?

Dumbo? Oh I see ...
By: drumbo2002. on 02 Dec 08, 19:02:06
Dumbo? Oh I see that joke now, you should be on the radio.. Anyway back to the post. Arbusto? Lost money. Spectrum 7? Bought out Arbusto, hired Bush. The company just about failed but bought out by.. Harken Energy? They bought Bushs shares,he in turn brought in Saudi Arabian money..he even sold stock in the same company when he was serving as a director. So just what were his successes? Scuse me..what war did he win? Just because you make stuff up doesn't make it real..

simply due to the ...
By: opeth1234. on 02 Dec 08, 18:56:46
simply due to the fact that no common citizen actually knows what a president does. I just hope and wish for a president in the near future that will think over priorities, ofcourse its not always the presidents job to prioritize things simply put. In New York State, for the first time in a long time or ever...the governor actually made a list of priorities on budget...maybe other states or the president should follow suit. Would be interesting to see the federal priority list...1) NASA

I think the common ...
By: Opinical. on 02 Dec 08, 16:57:22
I think the common citizen overestimates the actual power of the president >.>

Also, another point ...
By: opeth1234. on 02 Dec 08, 15:25:50
Also, another point id like to make is that after President Clinton's term the country had a massive amount of money. President Bush's party decided it would be intelligent to put all or most of that money in to real estate, in order to expand cities, towns etc.

Fruticetum, your ...
By: opeth1234. on 02 Dec 08, 15:24:25
Fruticetum, your wrong in the assumption that U.S. Marines and other private military forces only targeted combatants. There are documentaries and film clips on how at one point the U.S.M. targeted anything. Oh, and insurgents? The united states military is considered the insurgency. Thousands of soldiers came from all over the middle east to fight against the Marines, calling it a Jihad to defend Iraq.

Of course nobody ...
By: opeth1234. on 02 Dec 08, 15:18:23
Of course nobody blames President Bush for the hurricanes that have plagued our southern coast, but of course i am sure everyone can remember FEMA's fuck-up. Since FEMA is Federally funded, it of course is under President Bush's wing. Not to forget other controversy's that have occurred during President Bush's terms. Also, you're correct in saying that conspiracy's are not master minded by just one person.

It takes more then ...
By: Opinical. on 02 Dec 08, 14:25:33
It takes more then one man to do all of that. But the unintelligent mind points where everyone else points. Because I'm sure he wants the country to be broke, took a sword and killed thousands of Americans *and a few kids here and there*, And summoned a hurricane to wreck the lives of thousands. Oh, 9/11 was SO him! The whole Mumbai thing last week? Bush. Want to know who stole Christmas? Wasn't the fucking grinch that's for sure.

Won a major war: ...
By: fruticetum. on 02 Dec 08, 03:28:50
Won a major war: Duh, Iraq? Dignity: Yep. Bush hasn' tembarrassed the country by having affairs like lowlife Clinton did. Protected the country: When was the last time we were hit by terrorists? Sounds like you're the one who hasn't lived in the fucking country.

Zperra, Sorry, ...
By: fruticetum. on 02 Dec 08, 03:26:38
Zperra, Sorry, but the damn Democrats destroyed the economy by forcing banks to make bad loans. As for innocents in Iraq, actually it has been the insurgents who have killed innocents. We have targeted combatants only. The butcher of civilians by U.S. forced that you liberal shits try to purvey to people is simply false. As for Katrina, it wasn't Bush's fucking job to get those blacks out of New Orleans. It was the mayor and governor's damn job. Leftwing talking points gettin' old.

Remind me again ...
By: seestickglue232. on 02 Dec 08, 02:42:56
Remind me again what war he won?

Carlin was lol funny
By: Illuminatis7. on 02 Dec 08, 01:57:10
Carlin was lol funny

George Carlin will ...
By: mlurette. on 01 Dec 08, 23:40:06
George Carlin will always have a place in my heart as the conductor on "Shining Time Station"

"won a major war" ? ...
By: pjam07pjam. on 01 Dec 08, 23:05:59
"won a major war" ? "Dignity to the oval office" ?? "protected the country from terroists" ???? ..uhh, what planet have you been living on for the past 8 years, or at least the past 4?

He also destroyed ...
By: zperra. on 01 Dec 08, 22:20:08
He also destroyed the economy, slaughtered tens and thousands of innocent men, women, even chrildren in Iraq, cost the taxpayers billions of dollars for a war, did very little to help and protect the poor or those affected by Katrina...I'm sure I can find more.

The world would be ...
By: zperra. on 01 Dec 08, 22:06:31
The world would be better off without you fruticetum. You seem like the sick and angry one.

$George Carlin Talks About \"Stuff\"$

George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"
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George Carlin's classic standup routine about the importance in our lives of 'Stuff'. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986.
RIP George
1937-2008

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George Carlin's ...
By: VaderNES. on 02 Dec 08, 22:37:38
George Carlin's death is a loss for the world. He was so fucking funny.

What a loss, Loved ...
By: jimmydcap. on 02 Dec 08, 18:28:43
What a loss, Loved his humor! and his STUFF was the best!!

He says 'stuff' 59 ...
By: nickjlt. on 01 Dec 08, 19:51:31
He says 'stuff' 59 times in this clip XD

i love at the end ...
By: gaurd5002. on 30 Nov 08, 22:53:27
i love at the end how he lists the important stuff you need. perfect list hhehe

best ever, nuf said
By: ponychamp94. on 30 Nov 08, 19:37:00
best ever, nuf said

He said stuff in ...
By: cockadoodl. on 28 Nov 08, 04:45:05
He said stuff in this so many times I forgot what stuff was for like 3 seconds

cause hes a genius! ...
By: ATHRUZEE. on 27 Nov 08, 04:24:22
cause hes a genius! haha

soit pas si ...
By: loiiis. on 26 Nov 08, 21:36:46
soit pas si pessimiste, ris avec nous ;-)

George Carlin, to ...
By: TackyRackyComixNEO. on 25 Nov 08, 05:24:39
George Carlin, to quote the New Kids on the Block, "You've got the right stuff!"

Yea, that's true. ...
By: philman302. on 24 Nov 08, 08:28:09
Yea, that's true. Wonder why that is.

George carlin;s ...
By: Choukaier69. on 22 Nov 08, 03:00:12
George carlin;s shirt always matches the background.

c'est ca...
By: satanskaKoza. on 21 Nov 08, 16:41:09
c'est ca...

Carnil is the most ...
By: Blackinsifuns. on 21 Nov 08, 11:03:02
Carnil is the most genious comedian EVER

He will always be ...
By: lucienec. on 21 Nov 08, 01:30:15
He will always be one of the best in the business

RIP GEORGE CARLIN ...
By: chumdinger3. on 20 Nov 08, 20:51:59
RIP GEORGE CARLIN you made me laugh my ass off

He can say all he ...
By: liobeking. on 20 Nov 08, 19:24:22
He can say all he wants, as long as I can take my stuff with me :-).

Le pire c'est que ...
By: sylvie1525. on 19 Nov 08, 18:37:49
Le pire c'est que le monde rit... Mais il rit d'eux.. Stupid society

he left us at a ...
By: blackXSpr. on 19 Nov 08, 05:55:14
he left us at a ripe old age and he was still performing at the time of his death

"Supply lines are ...
By: RgSchmitt. on 18 Nov 08, 23:21:50
"Supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain" LOL! I love this guy...Too bad that he left us already...RIP George

"their stuff is ...
By: yankeeangel26. on 18 Nov 08, 17:39:13
"their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff." leave it to george carlin to get it right.

Haha I love this.
By: danizzygrlx90x. on 18 Nov 08, 04:28:31
Haha I love this.

HAHAHA. i always ...
By: gladdylights. on 17 Nov 08, 07:23:28
HAHAHA. i always refer back to this whenever i go somewhere. MY STUFF.

So funny! When I ...
By: CorgiGirl18. on 16 Nov 08, 22:14:49
So funny! When I was moving into my dorm I kept on remembering this routine cause I felt like I could relate to it so well.

dont take my good ...
By: LaCooper. on 16 Nov 08, 05:18:46
dont take my good stuff!

RIP George Carlin, ...
By: CriticalNews. on 15 Nov 08, 17:18:54
RIP George Carlin, you will be remembered.

George Carlin - Saving the Planet
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Comedian G.Carlin on saving the planet.

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Sometimes I forget ...
By: TheSoftMachineisaMan. on 04 Dec 08, 06:59:01
Sometimes I forget he's actually gone. I'm not that sad about it anyway, he lived to a good, ripe age, maybe could've squeezed a few extra years. Man oh man though, what a great comedian. I always associate him with Frank Zappa for some odd reason, they both seemed to have the same sort of cynicism and humour. RIP CARLIN+ZAPPA.

you cocksucking ...
By: numberonenobody. on 04 Dec 08, 05:21:43
you cocksucking peice of shit you are a true imbecile, that man was a rare breed who tells the REAL thruth. if you cant comprhend his language you can cram your head back up your ass where it belongs. In ABSOLUTELY no way does the word redneck describe George carlin in any respect. I think we all know who should have died instead of him, the real ignorant and stupid redneck: YOU! If you ever had any real balls to say something of moderate intellegence just maybe you wouldnt come off as a shit

R.I.P
By: tyutyu999. on 04 Dec 08, 01:52:47
R.I.P

his right ,this ...
By: shogun666hit. on 03 Dec 08, 18:08:28
his right ,this planet will be here long after our ability to live on it will meet an end.

Seriously funny ...
By: Wuug. on 03 Dec 08, 15:33:07
Seriously funny shit! so true.. :)

most of you have ...
By: madmakx187. on 03 Dec 08, 09:42:24
most of you have missed the point of this act..he is not implying that we should not care about the environment and take measures to improve it..he is simply saying that we should not act as if it is an altruistic thing ..its not like saving a kid from a burning building.. we are doing it for ourselves and not "the planet" as many people would have you believe and if we want to live comfortably and our children as well u will have to take steps..but it indeed is a selfish act

retard
By: green5t3v3n. on 03 Dec 08, 09:15:50
retard

"The planet isn't ...
By: peaceandmetal88. on 03 Dec 08, 05:31:41
"The planet isn't going anywhere...WE ARE!". Absolutely true, lol.

Wake up and get ...
By: GTRrocker666. on 03 Dec 08, 05:15:48
Wake up and get your head out of your ass

This guy was ...
By: jwjcc2. on 03 Dec 08, 04:04:10
This guy was brilliant. What balls to actually say what he believed in without giving a fuck about the consequence. He should be a role model for anyone controlled by their own fears. R.I.P. my Bro!

You're calling ...
By: scdlbrdr. on 03 Dec 08, 03:10:13
You're calling George Carlin a redneck? And you're calling HIM ignorant? Wow buddy. You are fucking delusional.

this is so fuckin' ...
By: green5t3v3n. on 02 Dec 08, 23:50:16
this is so fuckin' lame.seriously.this isn't even stupid funny. this redneck is so stupid and ignorant.

karl: George ...
By: lumpagogo. on 02 Dec 08, 22:34:15
karl: George Carlin hated "the Planet." He turned out to be the funny "Dr. Evil." He talked stuff against 'The Man' but he was a phony baloney, plastic bananna. Rest In Pieces, Georgie.

Can't get with your ...
By: rogerrodd. on 02 Dec 08, 08:13:47
Can't get with your POV on this one George, but brilliant writing nonetheless. RIP

How so?
By: karl198. on 02 Dec 08, 02:43:23
How so?

You are a real ...
By: videoman4566. on 02 Dec 08, 01:34:52
You are a real wanker for saying that

well i don't ...
By: replikoid. on 01 Dec 08, 18:23:01
well i don't totally agree with it, but then again its entertainment, and this is funny as hell.

jimrichie: ...
By: lumpagogo. on 01 Dec 08, 17:16:54
jimrichie: George Carlin was a big meat-eater, clogging up his arteriel system which ultimately did him in. He told us here he had a particular loathing for those trying to "save the Planet." This wasn't some kind of shtick. Many of us thought he was a very funny, harmless, anti-'The Man' good guy. We were wrong.

wtf r u talking ...
By: jamesrichardson63. on 01 Dec 08, 16:17:25
wtf r u talking about?

Carlin is the ...
By: OBannion91. on 01 Dec 08, 04:29:07
Carlin is the best.R.I.P

R.I.P. George..
By: Dewdaahman. on 30 Nov 08, 06:09:26
R.I.P. George..

RIP <3
By: Noreenx0x3. on 30 Nov 08, 02:10:32
RIP

you think George ...
By: tuprincipe. on 30 Nov 08, 00:58:56
you think George Carlin owned a car? Probably just one to take his family around if he wanted to

I agree.
By: Gonji. on 29 Nov 08, 23:28:06
I agree.

picky: The Earth ...
By: lumpagogo. on 29 Nov 08, 19:09:16
picky: The Earth, our home, is dying quick It's human beings who made it sick Eating animals**, chopping trees Is the cause of Earth's disease **high cholesterol chokes the veins

Pro Life is Anti-Woman - George Carlin
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This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Thoughts on Abortion.....How did chickens get involved in this? Because they are decent people.

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CrazyGothicChick ...
By: ghiz8. on 04 Dec 08, 07:04:47
CrazyGothicChick thats a resonable argument i disagree, an 8wk fetus has sum, albeit primitive, recordable brain activity, but very l'il without a cortex. that along with other human characteristics like eyes, fingers, etc, make abortion wrong for me unless the mum's life is endangered glad you agree its human being, sum ppl disagree, like sum say its human but not human being. but good to see sum consensus

Now for Christmas. ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 06:27:41
Now for Christmas. I would love to have a keepsake gift to keep in my display cabinet of Lilike made as a custom newborn version of a reborn doll she and she was such a cute cuddly golden haired newborn with big blue eyes and very pale fair smooth white skin she was a doll baby the nurse said! The nurse dressed her in a blue pom pom hat and bleu knitted booties on the day she was born.

I had names picked ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 06:25:59
I had names picked for either girl or boy my babies before they were even 20 weeks before I could even tell if they were girls or boys. Every chidl in the stage of prenatal development is not just a baby but a child who will grow very quickly in the 1st few years of life. Sitting at 6 months or crawling at 7 months and some walking before they are a year old.

I saw my babies as ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 06:23:50
I saw my babies as human beings before they were born no matter what medical term fetus was used to descrive ehr during the prenatal stage of development she always was my baby.

Babies have a ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 06:17:46
Babies have a gruesome death with abortion in the womb we put sick puppies and dogs to sleep. Or people find more humane ways to put a puppy to rest. But they never have scissors shoved in there heads at the later stages of dvelopment in the womb like our own race gets.

Foetus is a medical ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 06:00:55
Foetus is a medical term to describe a human being in the stages of prenatal development when undergoign prenatal care. Often when a baby is born and is sick and admitted to a NNU (Neo-Natal-Unit) SCBU (Special-Care-Baby-Unit) or NICU (Neo-Natal-Intensive-Care-Unit) Infant patients are now described as neonates.

The embryo is ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 05:53:41
The embryo is called a foetus after it acquires the basic form of a human body. Therefore a foetus is a baby a human child. When a baby goes into fetal distress they try to save baby with emergency ceasers. Foetal heart monitoring to make sure baby is progressing in a healthy way before and during childbirth.

Locke 7 pound 4 ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 05:42:38
Locke 7 pound 4 ounces 50 and half cm. with a miscarriage inbetween my 2nd and last child. Last baby was 7 pounds 13 ounces and 52cm with no pregnancy complications either

I Had trouble ...
By: lovemyfamilysomuch. on 04 Dec 08, 05:41:38
I Had trouble waling and breathing. Had 2 blood transfusions instead of the required 4 went on iron tablets and was fine. Lilike was born sick with breathing issues pale and suspected blood infection with an average birth weight of 7 pounds 1 ounce and 49.5cm and I went on to have 2 more healthy babies.

A fetus doesn't ...
By: CrazyGothicChick. on 04 Dec 08, 03:26:22
A fetus doesn't have the electrical activity in its' brain that is required to be concious until 12 weeks... So, why not atleast wait until it could be concious to call it a fetus? No one denies it's a human being, we just deny it's a human person. There is a difference. I'd support banning abortion after 12 weeks if there was exceptions for health (mental & physical determined by 5 docs), if the mom 2 be needed treatment that would kill the unborn could be kid, and the life of the mother.

One of the ...
By: CrazyGothicChick. on 04 Dec 08, 03:09:24
One of the definitions of innocent is "free from harmful effect or cause; that does not harm, injure, or corrupt"... A fetus can cause harm to its mother... So, it's not innocent... lovemyfamilysomuch, you're being worse by calling a fetus a foetus... By calling the unborn (in certain stages of development) a fetus, we're simply calling the unborn possible child what it is. Calling it a foetus isn't calling it what it is, and could be seen as an insult to the unborn.

That's not what she ...
By: CrazyGothicChick. on 04 Dec 08, 02:51:20
That's not what she said. She said she doesn't need the government making the decision for her... and people don't decide to abort solely because of who the father is...

When I had a ...
By: CrazyGothicChick. on 04 Dec 08, 02:49:17
When I had a suction abortion they did an ultrasound to make sure I wasn't too far along... That's how it always works at the place I had it done... Not sure about how it works at other places though.

I think you're the ...
By: 123PWNT. on 04 Dec 08, 02:35:28
I think you're the one who should fuck yourself. That way your sexist genes will not be propagated. Fuck those evil men who want to have parental rights, eh? you cold blooded cunt. Like I said, no concept of equality whatsoever. As sandwraith said. You want to good but not the bad.

The fetus is not " ...
By: mtmcb. on 04 Dec 08, 01:18:26
The fetus is not "her body"

Fucking genius. ...
By: OthewolfislooseO. on 04 Dec 08, 00:52:31
Fucking genius. NAILS the issue.

NOOO they want ...
By: sandwraith13. on 04 Dec 08, 00:22:15
NOOO they want treated like a WOMAN but PAID like an equal. thats all women want! you cant tell them the same jokes, stories, or even talk to them the say way as guys, they get you in trouble, as much as i love women, and yes i do believe they are equal, they want more, they push for too much, they wouldnt know equal if it bit them on the ass

Her body, her ...
By: AnAlexander. on 03 Dec 08, 23:51:36
Her body, her health, her choice. When you're the one that's pregnant, then you can wail and moan all you want about equality. In fact, why don't you give it a try and go fuck yourself? Asshole.

Listen cunt, the ...
By: 123PWNT. on 03 Dec 08, 22:51:38
Listen cunt, the man has just as much say in it as you do. It wouldn't exist without him. Women claim to want equality. What a fucking joke!

I read your post ...
By: JohnPurvis. on 03 Dec 08, 22:05:21
I read your post just fine. FDR didn't take office until 1933. When FDR took office unemployment was already at 33%. The country was in depression before FDR. FDR reduced unemployment from 25% to 9%. Friedman was wrong.

would you allow a ...
By: dodate. on 03 Dec 08, 19:21:39
would you allow a soldier kill another man (or woman or child for that matter)?? i bet you are a conservative, gun-toting, war-monger (if you're honest)

And yet 90 percent ...
By: lmagbig23. on 03 Dec 08, 17:43:50
And yet 90 percent of women afterwards (like three four years) say they wanted the baby.

loveetc Dog are ...
By: ambrocal. on 03 Dec 08, 16:48:00
loveetc Dog are never aborted? lol, right, and you know why? Cause no one pays for a dog's abortion. Puppies are killed once they are born if ppl want to get rid of them. So, you see, dogs aren't better treated than humans if it's what you implied with that highly thought of analogy.

You can disagree ...
By: AnAlexander. on 03 Dec 08, 16:40:34
You can disagree all you want. It's still the woman who decides.

ghiz Still, I'm the ...
By: ambrocal. on 03 Dec 08, 16:39:22
ghiz Still, I'm the kind of pro choicer who condone abortion throughout ALL pregnancy, under the reason that the fetus has a parasitic relation to the woman and nobody can force you to donate your blood if you don't want to, it's humans right. However I hope that in our modern countries, where abortion is legal, women abort at late stage only for health reasons.

George Carlin on Soft Language
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George Carlin talks about soft language from the special Doin' It Again.
If not 'THE', certainly one of the best comedians ever.
RIP George
1937-2008
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This guy was one of ...
By: MoPapparani. on 04 Dec 08, 02:26:07
This guy was one of the greatest old fucks alive. Too bad he died. RIP, you motherfucker

Some just want to ...
By: dreamonstereo. on 03 Dec 08, 18:49:09
Some just want to make all people STUPID and confused! u can change the reality whith that. u can`t find the job because you don`t speak all that global snobbish language shit!

This guy is ...
By: JokerRivas. on 03 Dec 08, 09:24:26
This guy is hilarious R.I.P.

I was the Willing ...
By: Albanis2. on 03 Dec 08, 03:32:01
I was the Willing sperm original container.. kidding XD

the power of ...
By: joelfranz. on 02 Dec 08, 03:27:12
the power of language

I'm so thankful: I ...
By: Metalhead4569. on 02 Dec 08, 00:07:57
I'm so thankful: I got to see him at the Kravis in 2006. RIP GEORGE!!! GREATEST COMEDIAN EVER!

The best today is.. ...
By: walliworld. on 01 Dec 08, 20:27:37
The best today is... can't get a woody = ERECTILE DYSFUCTION, LOL

I was an unwilling ...
By: DoUChe2343241234. on 01 Dec 08, 07:09:26
I was an unwilling sperm recipient.

I got one, Instead ...
By: ILoveBears86. on 01 Dec 08, 03:06:16
I got one, Instead of genocide it's planetary cleansing

no, he was an old ...
By: Brqwerty. on 01 Dec 08, 02:57:58
no, he was an old fuck.

He wasn't old, he ...
By: ethen24. on 01 Dec 08, 02:04:10
He wasn't old, he was a "senior citizen"....

Hey YouTube has got ...
By: JL897139. on 30 Nov 08, 23:29:25
Hey YouTube has got a serious problem. The video occuppies the entire screen and then the video occupies a quarter of the screen and then it enlarges again. And that cycle keeps going during all the playback of the video. Anybody else got this fucking problem (which I can't solve despite having the latest flash player version)

It's fucked up ...
By: victoryweed. on 30 Nov 08, 20:15:09
It's fucked up because people then DO call you an idiot or mean, if you don't use the bullshit language.

bill hicks is the ...
By: DirtyDirtracer2006. on 30 Nov 08, 16:21:01
bill hicks is the ONLY comedian on par with carlin, they are equal

its all so fuckin ...
By: Tuppington. on 29 Nov 08, 03:23:37
its all so fuckin selfish. people wanting to sound smart, or afraid someone will think they don't care enough. but all it does is turn YOUR language into bullshit.

RIP GC..one of the ...
By: Codename067. on 28 Nov 08, 11:44:00
RIP GC..one of the greatest comedians to ever live.

George ...
By: that1gurl7. on 26 Nov 08, 22:21:56
George Roqqqqkkkkkssssss. He's my favorite.

lmao this guys a ...
By: baddj007. on 25 Nov 08, 13:27:23
lmao this guys a pisser

carlin got a lot ...
By: joemoe23. on 25 Nov 08, 04:46:12
carlin got a lot funnier as he aged...to me the ONLY funny stand ups are angry bitchy ones like doug stanhope. i love that fuck everything attitude

If you can give ...
By: nthingtoofear. on 25 Nov 08, 03:58:42
If you can give proof I can disprove you.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! ...
By: MinisterKGB. on 24 Nov 08, 19:43:54
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! , George is the best but i'd rather not argue .... but seriously George is the best i looked up hicks id rate him third right below lewis black

Almost the best. ...
By: sabatheus. on 24 Nov 08, 04:59:40
Almost the best. Look up Bill Hicks. George...let us say...borrowed some of his material from Bill. Rest in peace George and Bill.

carlin is the best ...
By: MinisterKGB. on 23 Nov 08, 18:32:10
carlin is the best comedian ever !

notice his early ...
By: dudemankk. on 23 Nov 08, 15:49:21
notice his early work compared to his later work, when he was young, he wasn't as loud, and when he got older, he yelled more (but might I add he got funnier)

I'm gusssing he got ...
By: Iruth27. on 23 Nov 08, 13:27:49
I'm gusssing he got old :|

*THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED* GEORGE CARLIN ON COUNTDOWN
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OCTOBER 23, 2007 KEITH OLBERMANN

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Carlin represents ...
By: NIKKKRED. on 04 Dec 08, 06:43:40
Carlin represents the old America. The one I loved. Today's America is a bad joke gone really really wrong.

Who gives a fuck ...
By: Thnkabtit34. on 04 Dec 08, 05:48:47
Who gives a fuck about dumbledore.. Love ya carlin

i think their just ...
By: pysic14. on 04 Dec 08, 04:46:34
i think their just calling them gay because there BORED.

I don't give a ...
By: girlmeg01. on 04 Dec 08, 03:00:34
I don't give a bull's dick what anyone says about Carlin. He was the most gifted, insightful, and brutally honest comedian of our time. Lenny Bruce made it possible for comedians like Carlin to exercise the right of free speech in comedy, despite the backlash from the conservative media and the FCC. I think people just can't stand the dirty truth about things, because it hurts too much to think it just might be valid!

Carlin Funny, ...
By: mtmcb. on 04 Dec 08, 01:47:02
Carlin Funny, cynical, pathetic, sad dead I feel sorry for him. and you, too, if you hold his view of the world

All most everyone ...
By: Placebodrugs. on 03 Dec 08, 23:09:49
All most everyone is on drugs. If its not street drugs it Prozac or some sort of mood stabilizer. Then the powers that be are bailing banks out and the banks are using the money to buy more banks. I think a bad president deserves the death penalty

Honestly America is ...
By: Placebodrugs. on 03 Dec 08, 23:08:56
Honestly America is shit because of the American people. We have sat back and allowed our country to be raped and sold out. Our society is completely masochistic, we get off on trying to best the next man.

1,637 since Mission ...
By: erikjohnnn. on 03 Dec 08, 23:03:21
1,637 since Mission Accomplished? Must've been a while back!

This ...
By: BluesRaconteur. on 03 Dec 08, 21:17:42
This self-righteousness will be marked as one of the worst acts by a U.S. politician for future U.S. students. This recession will be attributed to many aspects, but this act of a lack of international cohesion, a "guns-a-blazing" attitude, will be the spatter of blood red in the mural of poor government decisions. Like I said, I agree on the fact that Bush isn't the only one to blame. But do you really want to crucify the henchmen and let the kingpin walk away?

I agree that it's ...
By: BluesRaconteur. on 03 Dec 08, 21:12:40
I agree that it's not all on Bush, but he was the biggest catalyst to our current state. Wall Street has been awful, but Wall Street is a global entity. It rises an falls with relation to outside economies from the U.S. The Bush administration has had a abysmal foreign policy that has, I'm sure I could find a quote on this, pitted us and our dollar against the world if they don't agree on our every whim. This self-righteousness (on our whole country) will be marked as one of the, continued..

i pity, you, but i ...
By: USA3333. on 03 Dec 08, 21:09:51
i pity, you, but i pity myself more cuz i know my hard earned money will pay for your welfare when i grow up

No, I don't watch ...
By: jono11. on 03 Dec 08, 19:45:39
No, I don't watch Blue Collar Comedy. It's unfunny horseshit. Yes, you are an example of America's capitalistic, ambitious, self-centered future. And look where capitalism and ambition and selfishness have gotten us: we are literally on the verge of total collapse.

Look, just because ...
By: jono11. on 03 Dec 08, 19:42:55
Look, just because your parents were retards doesn't mean you're smart. But, you know, it figures that you're just some sub-intelligent high school student. High school students are idiots. It's a fact. You're less than a fully developed person, and your brain is to my brain what a monkey's brain is to a human's brain. You're just a child. You don't know jack shit. Goodbye.

Man oh man, was ...
By: guyNbluejeans. on 03 Dec 08, 11:46:49
Man oh man, was this guy an overrated turd or what?

I miss george :(
By: guyfromcanadayup. on 03 Dec 08, 08:04:54
I miss george :(

lol failed attempt ...
By: nypron. on 03 Dec 08, 05:06:04
lol failed attempt at the end.

There's so much ...
By: MyWorldTour2008t2009. on 03 Dec 08, 03:12:52
There's so much more to do with the economic recession than mistakes on Bush's behalf. One of the biggest reasons for the mortgage industry collapse is Wall Street. Wall Street shouldn't have ever got involved in the mortgage industry. People want a scapegoat. Therefore everybody blames Bush for everything. I am not a fan of Bush, I think both him and Obama suck big time, but to blame all of our countries recent problems on him is ridiculous.

Wtf? By the way, ...
By: MyWorldTour2008t2009. on 03 Dec 08, 03:07:00
Wtf? By the way, your username sounds like a giddy little faggot jumping for joy. Just thought you'd like to know. I don't mean to offend you Elton John.

LOL, you go back to ...
By: yahoohooray. on 03 Dec 08, 02:51:01
LOL, you go back to primary school, Mr.Furthur...

LOL, "everybody's ...
By: stalinspenis. on 03 Dec 08, 02:06:06
LOL, "everybody's got a cellphone that makes pancakes"

As I was saying ...
By: BluesRaconteur. on 02 Dec 08, 23:10:14
As I was saying before, it's not just an attitude change that we need. The past republican administrations (notice the "s") have greatly hurt our economy with it's terrible, or lack of one, domestic/foreign policies. These Bushs' have no sense of correlation between foreign effects on domestic welfare, that's why our economy has gone in the gutter thus far. What we need is a new attitude, a new government that will gradually alleviate the stress on the economy, and redemption in the global ey

That's not exactly ...
By: BluesRaconteur. on 02 Dec 08, 23:06:33
That's not exactly all that's boosting China's economy. China has an extreme nationalistic society for years, but have just experienced this profound economic boost because of a few factors. First off, their subjugation of Tibet and support for oppressive regimes has been very profitable for them. Second off, have you seen their population? There living density in metropolitan areas (the most money-generating areas) is among the leaders in the world. An attitude change will help, but it's...

And the 20 trillion ...
By: MyWorldTour2008t2009. on 02 Dec 08, 22:29:03
And the 20 trillion dollar GDP by 2020 is a very extreme vision, but it is better than the pansy-ass, putting your tail between your legs, and whimpering like a wet little puppy attitude that most anti-American liberals vision of where this country is going. If everyone doubled their productivity we could make this all happen. Right now, hyper-nationalism is widespread in China. They are becoming capitalistic while we are socializing. Hence, they've been growing while we've been tempdeclning

The lack of hope ...
By: MyWorldTour2008t2009. on 02 Dec 08, 22:24:24
The lack of hope and enthusiasm you just portrayed is the problem. If our country pulled together and had a similar force that there was during the ww2 war effort, and what we exemplified immediately after the war, we could get this country moving forward again. Everyone is acting like such pussies though. "It isn't the state of the economy, but rather your state of mind in the economy" I'm not being insensitive to people who've ran into hardship recently, but I believe we need to act tough.

Um, I hope you ...
By: BluesRaconteur. on 02 Dec 08, 22:01:06
Um, I hope you aren't serious about that 2020 statistics. I believe that it will take that long to start seeing some progress again, but those numbers are simply ridiculous. The foreign language thing is right on the dot, though.

George Carlin on white people
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George Carlin comedy

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on the bright side, ...
By: MangekyouEyes. on 04 Dec 08, 03:02:56
on the bright side,everyone treats you like Gods now and everyone is afraid to sound racist =D! you people own us x3 e.e

XD!! NAH!! lol jk
By: ItachiUchiha090987. on 04 Dec 08, 02:57:08
XD!! NAH!! lol jk

I know my people ...
By: MangekyouEyes. on 04 Dec 08, 02:54:34
I know my people messed with yours for a couple of centuries >.>....er..but now that we agreed to make peace,might as well accept us to make it last .-. i know you probably want to stab me buuutt xD

No offense XD!
By: ItachiUchiha090987. on 04 Dec 08, 02:52:55
No offense XD!

>.>
By: MangekyouEyes. on 04 Dec 08, 02:49:20
>.>

LOL One topic I ...
By: ItachiUchiha090987. on 04 Dec 08, 02:34:39
LOL One topic I actually agree with on.

He was so good. If ...
By: WhIpLaSh014. on 04 Dec 08, 01:57:51
He was so good. If only he was still alive. Rest in Peace you lucky son of a bitch :)

why thank you, that ...
By: onlineidiot. on 04 Dec 08, 00:39:04
why thank you, that i agree with, im white and agree i with you

if only he was ...
By: DJStewiee. on 03 Dec 08, 21:29:56
if only he was alive :(

CARLIN '12!
By: southof76. on 03 Dec 08, 09:46:25
CARLIN '12!

"Banana Republic ...
By: COCOPUFF093. on 03 Dec 08, 05:47:34
"Banana Republic ran out of khakis?!" hahaha lmfao

So did 1,000+ ...
By: MoPapparani. on 03 Dec 08, 04:01:59
So did 1,000+ people in 9/11! Get over *THAT*!

What the fuck is ...
By: Albanis2. on 03 Dec 08, 03:38:04
What the fuck is your point ? Why wouyld he be a piece of shit,,, because he broke all your thoughts about what'S true ? Go fuck yourself and stop believing the TV you stupid son of a bitch

Colin Powell is ...
By: xixtretamil. on 03 Dec 08, 01:01:54
Colin Powell is openly white!

Anyone whos ...
By: gaia942. on 02 Dec 08, 23:09:04
Anyone whos interested in making a non-profit, truthful,publicly funded news network spread the word about /user/TheRealNews.

some ppl cant ...
By: blackwing1211. on 02 Dec 08, 21:58:42
some ppl cant handle the truth, its cool

topra??n bol olsun ...
By: superseyirci. on 02 Dec 08, 20:06:52
topra??n bol olsun carlin amca süpersin be

George is the truth ...
By: whurlyned. on 02 Dec 08, 19:20:39
George is the truth sonofvlad is a DICK an VLAD THE IMPALER WAS COOL

1:22 ...
By: opidig25gange. on 02 Dec 08, 19:15:26
1:22 hahahahahahahaha

George Carlin is a ...
By: Lpoolboy. on 02 Dec 08, 19:02:46
George Carlin is a fucking god. Gooooooo fuck yourself.

This guy is a piece ...
By: sonofvlad. on 02 Dec 08, 15:06:41
This guy is a piece of shit! Thank God he's dead!

Man, white people ...
By: LesPaul008. on 02 Dec 08, 07:30:10
Man, white people can play the blues just as well. The blues aren't all about race. Ask BB King, He said, and I quote, "The blues ain't nothing but a man feeling bad over a woman." BB loves all those white blues players. If the King of the blues doesn't think race is an issue, I'm going to go with him over a guy who doesn't know the blues from his ass. You have to live the blues to play the blues, and you don't have to be black to live the blues.

rip george carlin, ...
By: OrientOranges. on 02 Dec 08, 00:27:11
rip george carlin, but he's probably performing in front of a 90% black audience cause most of the stuff he's saying are just sweeping generalizations of white people.

This is funny as ...
By: Michigame. on 01 Dec 08, 14:03:48
This is funny as hell. The best comedy is usually true comedy. All of this was true.

Brilliant. RIP... ...
By: 19viper. on 01 Dec 08, 10:13:08
Brilliant. RIP... Truth is stranger than fiction and he made us see it.

george carlin nails it
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george carlin on critical thinking, wage labor, politicians and their pockets, etc....

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i absolutely love ...
By: undecidedohio. on 03 Dec 08, 08:03:37
i absolutely love this man. he is unbelievably brave, and he only speaks the truth.

Legend RIP.
By: FictionOfDaHype. on 03 Dec 08, 05:21:14
Legend RIP.

Everyone says ...
By: cfc218. on 03 Dec 08, 03:36:39
Everyone says george didnt care and he said it himself. But he spent his life pointing out our mindless obsessions and ingorant behaviors. He cared, but its up to us to listen. And, and if he didnt care, he did more for us with his material than any man ive ever seen that said he loves this country. Its not about you or I, its about us. And to me he cared enough to tell us. Almost all of his best stuff refers to everyday things that we all DO and we all laughed just as hard....WHY?

perfect. cmon ppl ...
By: Adastra14. on 02 Dec 08, 11:11:51
perfect. cmon ppl face the fact

Touche! Em..no.
By: shurednichso. on 30 Nov 08, 23:07:55
Touche! Em..no.

Indeed. Nonsense, ...
By: yogione. on 30 Nov 08, 23:06:33
Indeed. Nonsense, that is!

A better health ...
By: yogione. on 30 Nov 08, 23:05:50
A better health care system would be an improvement. It costs an arm and a leg now, and you aren't my pal.

What regime change? ...
By: mattsta1964. on 30 Nov 08, 16:26:32
What regime change? Take it from me pal, the moment a politician talks about 'change', you can instantly conclude NOTHING will change at all. Obama has already hired Republicans to his soon to be government. Next week, he is expected to appoint Hitlery Clinton. He wont tackle the Federal Reserve system, he is planning a multi trillion dollar healthcare system that will make huge profits for the corporations as cost the US taxpayer an arm and a leg.

"It's business as ...
By: shurednichso. on 30 Nov 08, 14:49:02
"It's business as usual which was George's point" Nonsense,that is and was the policy of the US governments since beginning.

Too bad.
By: yogione. on 29 Nov 08, 22:29:52
Too bad.

I think he gives a ...
By: yogione. on 29 Nov 08, 22:28:39
I think he gives a highly accurate description of the social algorithm of the crowd that is on its way out. We'll see a new crowd coming in. I wouldn't expect a big burden placed on the champions of industry any more than the working person will see an increase in tax because a Democrat got elected. The wealthy don't need a conspiracy to steal from the working classes. It's business as usual which was George's point, God rest his soul. To bad he didn't live to see a regime change.

!!!
By: AUTHOROFBIBLE. on 29 Nov 08, 17:56:39
!!!

legend
By: SkyPilotProductions. on 29 Nov 08, 11:32:27
legend

???
By: tadeh3. on 29 Nov 08, 08:06:23
???

i just dont believe ...
By: mattcatastrophe. on 29 Nov 08, 08:04:22
i just dont believe that there is a conspiracy amongst the wealthy to deprive people of better education. i think money is spent in the wrong places and those who benefit from education dont give back, so it is an inefficient cycle that leaks money and doesnt compensate enough to attract better teachers.

What youve ...
By: hammondscot. on 29 Nov 08, 02:52:03
What youve described isnt exactly socialism police firemen public safety is just common sense in a civilized community just because someone is against government owned business and for free trade doesnt mean there not for public works.

at the expense of ...
By: GSingh707. on 29 Nov 08, 00:58:42
at the expense of the majority of the people. (without their consent. )

dont blame ur ...
By: tadeh3. on 29 Nov 08, 00:34:46
dont blame ur problems on god, free trade make the countries economy better so people live life better

I mean physically
By: DGHamma. on 28 Nov 08, 23:15:29
I mean physically

oh he was really ...
By: DGHamma. on 28 Nov 08, 23:15:00
oh he was really sick...

To all those who ...
By: FWTRTW. on 28 Nov 08, 10:50:42
To all those who continue to participate,to all those who continue to allow the motherfuckers running the show to do as they please...FUCK YOU!!! Happy thanksgiving!!!

they came for ...
By: AnyeongF91. on 28 Nov 08, 07:39:39
they came for entertainment, not a perspective/life style change.. AMERICAN AUDIENCE DUH

"nobody seems to ...
By: glasspig. on 28 Nov 08, 05:39:48
"nobody seems to notice, NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE" thats exactly what he said. and thats why the audience goes back to living their ordinary lives.

what I don't get is ...
By: meganMM2012. on 28 Nov 08, 04:52:25
what I don't get is why the people in the audience are like "damn, yeah he's so right, the big corporations are screwing us over, man!" Yet after this show they will drive home and live their ordinary lives that are taken over by consumerism, the very lifestyles "The Man" wants us to have!! It's one thing to simply talk about how awesome George Carlin is for telling it like it is, but you have to actually do something!! Activism is the only way to change things that are wrong in this country!!

PRIVATIZED ...
By: GSingh707. on 27 Nov 08, 20:47:06
PRIVATIZED EDUCATION: Why should you have to pay for others to go to school?? It would make sense for you to pay for YOUR child to go to school. Lets explore the consequences of that. The Rich are able to send their kids to school. but what about the Middle- poor?(more than half of the US.) They in turn have uneducated children. They are though still the citizens of the United States and have the right to vote. STUPID PEOPLE MAKE STUPID DECISIONS WILL SUFFER! PM me if you want more.

The Seven Words
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George Carlin doing what he does best!
WARNING!
BAD! BAD! LANGUAGE!
Remove children from the room...unless your a cool parent!
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this is pure gold
By: healthhavencom. on 04 Dec 08, 07:00:47
this is pure gold

when did the "b" ...
By: TMundo. on 04 Dec 08, 01:38:00
when did the "b" word become okay for tv? I missed the legislation on that one

I'd assume some ...
By: TMundo. on 04 Dec 08, 01:36:46
I'd assume some words like that are considered bad because they compact great meaning into one syllable. 'Having sexual intercouse' is a lot more syllables than 'f***' which is quite poignant as well.

Shit, can't argue ...
By: SexPanther235. on 03 Dec 08, 20:20:10
Shit, can't argue with that! I really might have to buy the whole collection of his stuff. Even the physical aspects of his comedy, facial expressions, movements, mannerisms were genius too. I only point this out because somebody the other day said he wasn't much of a "physical comedian." Yeah, right?!

Yep, times have ...
By: Gwame. on 03 Dec 08, 18:37:00
Yep, times have changed

good question :D ...
By: UltimateVenom. on 03 Dec 08, 18:23:01
good question :D but then again, carlin can make anything funny with his delivery and the fact that he had an amazing personality. it just helped that his content was pure gold too.

Totally agree, but ...
By: SexPanther235. on 03 Dec 08, 18:15:09
Totally agree, but ask yourself this, "would this standup bit be as funny if these words weren't "wrong?"

This was made in ...
By: Bttscks. on 03 Dec 08, 12:03:33
This was made in like... the 70's or 80's, I think. So, yeah, fart is fine now.

Family Guy.
By: JPPraterCO08. on 03 Dec 08, 10:58:29
Family Guy.

you can say fart on ...
By: whoaXsoXintricate. on 03 Dec 08, 00:34:29
you can say fart on TV right?

lol the one cheek ...
By: funneydude69. on 02 Dec 08, 01:36:31
lol the one cheek sneak

Shit Piss Fuck Cunt ...
By: godalmightywtf. on 01 Dec 08, 06:29:40
Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits Fart Turd and Twat.

traduscanla al ...
By: KMILOANTITEO2008. on 01 Dec 08, 02:20:58
traduscanla al español

farts are fun!!
By: usernameisdanny. on 30 Nov 08, 19:06:02
farts are fun!!

me too lol I ...
By: dandrews1132. on 30 Nov 08, 14:33:31
me too lol I finally get it, I thought it was just them swearing a lot rofl

i don't understand ...
By: UltimateVenom. on 29 Nov 08, 00:59:01
i don't understand what is wrong with using these words. they're just words. vibrations of the voicebox.

Hate when website ...
By: mrcoughman. on 28 Nov 08, 19:35:00
Hate when website tags are on videos whose content clearly doesn't belong to them

"COCKSUCKER!" means ...
By: Dracowrath1. on 28 Nov 08, 15:29:09
"COCKSUCKER!" means bad man! Its a good woman, how did they do that?!

me too, now i get it
By: Atrain1828. on 27 Nov 08, 06:21:05
me too, now i get it

hahahah me two
By: flyershockey17. on 27 Nov 08, 04:44:02
hahahah me two

....I finally ...
By: ziggo3. on 27 Nov 08, 04:34:05
....I finally understand the song Family Reunion.... I've been meaning to watch this for a long time.

are you serious?
By: captspaulding26. on 27 Nov 08, 03:12:30
are you serious?

damn he looked like ...
By: jayr545. on 26 Nov 08, 04:09:09
damn he looked like russell crowe when he was younger.

Either him or Lenny ...
By: 8DiagramsOfDeath. on 26 Nov 08, 02:12:01
Either him or Lenny Bruce

RIP the best ...
By: smackdab3. on 25 Nov 08, 18:33:55
RIP the best comedian ever

George Carlin FAT PEOPLE
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George Carlin talks about crazy fat people

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your life is ...
By: kevin1005172. on 04 Dec 08, 04:12:04
your life is overrated and you have no fuckin life tryin to degrade someone elses video on the fuckin internet george carlin is the greatest person who ever lived eat shit and die because no one would care. YOU would die lonely and forgotten. DONT LIKE CARLIN DONT WATCH IT ASSHOLE

So true. Makes you ...
By: jackzaf. on 04 Dec 08, 03:11:03
So true. Makes you cry.

"got a pencil?" " ...
By: ItachiUchiha090987. on 04 Dec 08, 02:46:37
"got a pencil?" "get in there it's fucking physics" XD!!!!

HAHA!!! Soup pot XD!
By: ItachiUchiha090987. on 04 Dec 08, 02:44:53
HAHA!!! Soup pot XD!

you hate racists !! ...
By: beebobox. on 04 Dec 08, 00:30:36
you hate racists !! you're a hateful person !!

Why do you hate ...
By: MichalRoxxx. on 03 Dec 08, 23:16:42
Why do you hate other people, you RACIST!

How dare you call ...
By: guyNbluejeans. on 03 Dec 08, 20:57:54
How dare you call me a racist! Where's your evidence/proof?!

George Carlin ...
By: aragax. on 03 Dec 08, 20:24:22
George Carlin rocked!!!!!

"got a pencil?" " ...
By: uhhnathan. on 03 Dec 08, 20:07:34
"got a pencil?" "get in there it's fucking physics" loooooooooooooooooooooool

no, but if you ...
By: slantedeskimo. on 03 Dec 08, 19:47:15
no, but if you think he was why do you keep clicking on links of his stand up rhoutines? i hate rush limbaugh, but i don't click on his videos specifically to leave negative comments.

yes he did, he's a ...
By: slantedeskimo. on 03 Dec 08, 19:45:10
yes he did, he's a racist old white man who blocked me so i can't respond to his ignorant comments about carlin

YOU DA MAN,CARLIN!
By: poolsuporter. on 03 Dec 08, 18:39:19
YOU DA MAN,CARLIN!

guyNbluejeans: did ...
By: magg0tmacdonald. on 03 Dec 08, 15:30:00
guyNbluejeans: did you post that comment on every George Carlin video just to get an aggrevated response? Pretty sad man.

smart and ...
By: marcinha1973. on 03 Dec 08, 13:25:02
smart and inteligent guy, beside funny.

He is the best! You ...
By: ectoband. on 03 Dec 08, 12:35:51
He is the best! You fat mofo's xD Hahaha =P

Man oh man, was ...
By: guyNbluejeans. on 03 Dec 08, 11:44:04
Man oh man, was this guy an overrated turd or what?

fucking great you ...
By: damnhot. on 03 Dec 08, 04:46:41
fucking great you tell them carlin!!!!

It will cost the US ...
By: sunnfun. on 03 Dec 08, 04:27:20
It will cost the US taxpayers billions of dollars to pay for these FAT PEOPLE'S health problems. INSANE.

holy jumpin fuckin ...
By: pushtheparadigm. on 03 Dec 08, 03:18:22
holy jumpin fuckin shit balls

It doesn't seem ...
By: vitee21. on 03 Dec 08, 01:05:18
It doesn't seem structurally possible..lolololol

true true^^
By: erikdedekkers. on 02 Dec 08, 23:44:01
true true^^

sautayed racoons ...
By: trevortre09. on 02 Dec 08, 23:37:27
sautayed racoons assholes MMMMMMM!

comon, america dont ...
By: Deifux. on 02 Dec 08, 23:12:41
comon, america dont have nature :(

Anyone whos ...
By: gaia942. on 02 Dec 08, 23:11:17
Anyone whos interested in making a non-profit, truthful,publicly funded news network spread the word about /user/TheRealNews.

yea george fat ...
By: legen14. on 02 Dec 08, 21:10:24
yea george fat idle fucks ,,, fuck em

$George Carlin - It\$

George Carlin - It's Bad for Ya - 2008 HBO Special Part 1/7
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George Carlin celebrates his 70th birthday in this HBO Special "It's bad for ya". Part 1 of 7

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yea fuck dr. phil
By: bmwM3ftw. on 04 Dec 08, 01:57:09
yea fuck dr. phil

He died at 77. ...
By: WhereAreYouArienette. on 04 Dec 08, 00:10:50
He died at 77. That's the exact average age to die in America. Nice try, though.

Thanks for the post ...
By: Dmitriy27. on 03 Dec 08, 04:27:19
Thanks for the post, but was it necessary to insert some irritating music at the beginning?

i wont delete this ...
By: yishto. on 02 Dec 08, 16:20:02
i wont delete this guy from my folder for awhile...

he really got ...
By: RonaldHyatt. on 02 Dec 08, 15:07:24
he really got considerably funnier with each passing HBO special. Thank fuck he got this one out before he croaked. Ah, George.

He makes a lot of ...
By: ShearZone101. on 02 Dec 08, 11:56:22
He makes a lot of good points in this show. The best always die young :(

comedy's true king
By: JaredEricFusia. on 02 Dec 08, 02:55:02
comedy's true king

Yeah, Stanhope has ...
By: Shackler7. on 02 Dec 08, 02:52:15
Yeah, Stanhope has been my new favorite for about a year now.....he is hysterical...

"...who are u ...
By: Jongouk. on 30 Nov 08, 08:53:03
"...who are u people and where is my horse ?_?" i died when he said that, too funny!

Check out Doug ...
By: Mirrorrim. on 30 Nov 08, 02:34:22
Check out Doug Stanhope (if you haven't already). Carlin/Hicks he aint, but he is still excellent.

Can anyone tell me ...
By: MikeDunn. on 29 Nov 08, 23:12:27
Can anyone tell me the name of the (Mexican) song at the beginning of the video???

he was only an old ...
By: Xplorer1147. on 29 Nov 08, 05:54:16
he was only an old fuck!!

bill maher is also ...
By: lickstickly. on 28 Nov 08, 13:04:51
bill maher is also kinda cool but he could never be as wild as George and Bill could

im choking on irony
By: timekillerrr. on 27 Nov 08, 22:19:22
im choking on irony

Thank you, George ...
By: carlinrulez666. on 27 Nov 08, 04:18:28
Thank you, George Carlin. I would not be the person today, if it wasn't for you. R.I.P. (1937-2008).

he was too young
By: mobydick187. on 25 Nov 08, 19:48:43
he was too young

EPIC
By: ILoveGoodFellas. on 25 Nov 08, 13:28:13
EPIC

Carlin... im never ...
By: sten0ne. on 25 Nov 08, 09:38:51
Carlin... im never crossing you out or deleting you from my book =)

miss him
By: kev122333. on 25 Nov 08, 05:02:54
miss him

Your not the only ...
By: ohytr11. on 25 Nov 08, 02:05:51
Your not the only one he was the best.

Oh, and there's too ...
By: fringefries. on 25 Nov 08, 01:58:43
Oh, and there's too many schmucks and hacks with big un-atainable dreams in the business right now. Too many people stealing everyone elses ideas and presenting them with less and less talent.

Someone will come ...
By: fringefries. on 25 Nov 08, 01:54:02
Someone will come along. It may be a while because comedy is a little drained right now. Carlin set the bar and made it a little more difficult for anyone to top him. So did Hicks.

Bill Hicks... dad. ...
By: Miseryality. on 24 Nov 08, 17:32:29
Bill Hicks... dad. George Carlin... dead. What do we have left?

Thanks for posting ...
By: Bladesofsteel89. on 24 Nov 08, 14:54:00
Thanks for posting this...George Carlin is a genius..the comedy scene sucks without him.

God damnit I'm ...
By: Nodrog666. on 24 Nov 08, 03:22:54
God damnit I'm going to miss this guy.

George Carlin - Modern Man
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from a standup special.

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When Im that old ...
By: photolitherland. on 04 Dec 08, 03:46:58
When Im that old Ill be lucky to remember how to use my damn brain let alone remember everything like that. I cant even remember shit now, by that time Ill be fucked.

George Carlin is so ...
By: aragax. on 03 Dec 08, 21:07:25
George Carlin is so awesome. That was amazing.

How the fuck did he ...
By: jakamneziak. on 03 Dec 08, 12:51:45
How the fuck did he renemebr all of that? He is inhuman for that. Perfect!

For real, I'm 23 ...
By: BananaHurricane. on 03 Dec 08, 04:29:24
For real, I'm 23 and I probably couldn't even pull that off lol. He was brilliant.

sweet^^
By: sarahewright9. on 02 Dec 08, 18:09:35
sweet^^

It is amazing how ...
By: cannibalcreep. on 02 Dec 08, 03:05:45
It is amazing how he can do this.

The best ever..
By: tluv42. on 01 Dec 08, 05:13:49
The best ever..

Holy shit!!!!
By: Hermy1138. on 30 Nov 08, 21:04:15
Holy shit!!!!

a fuckin' ...
By: FrozenFartLicker. on 30 Nov 08, 17:53:39
a fuckin' dyed-in-the-wool irishman..he is legend

George Carlin was ...
By: narcissist69. on 30 Nov 08, 12:16:22
George Carlin was the man. I don't care much for American stand up, being British most of it's not to my taste but he knew comedy in and out. This is pure genius, any comedian would have loved to have thought of that first. A great guy, really was. R.I.P duder

i fucken love this ...
By: BYRON2SEXY. on 30 Nov 08, 11:06:00
i fucken love this man no homo

He was a real ...
By: ExtremeSportster101. on 29 Nov 08, 02:55:44
He was a real Gangsta,we walked the 8-mile for good

I agree
By: bobrodger. on 28 Nov 08, 05:46:38
I agree

even if he did ...
By: Speed873. on 28 Nov 08, 02:45:47
even if he did memorize it... its genius

I miss you man . .
By: espinojr. on 27 Nov 08, 18:30:12
I miss you man . .

slyfox: he ...
By: Swagman8. on 27 Nov 08, 04:16:24
slyfox: he definitely memorized it

That was amazing.
By: GazamYT. on 27 Nov 08, 03:56:58
That was amazing.

BRILLIANT.
By: MeredithLightfoot. on 26 Nov 08, 22:44:29
BRILLIANT.

Did he memorize ...
By: SlyFox616. on 26 Nov 08, 21:14:23
Did he memorize this, or is this improv? Either way, it's brilliant.

Indeed, he was a ...
By: Necros21. on 26 Nov 08, 12:36:53
Indeed, he was a genius. And he didn't only make you laugh he also made you think about stuff and most comedians don't do that. I can only hope many other people feel that way. Thanks for all the good times George! Oh, and: Wow, houzeBG, that was great!

He was an atheist.. ...
By: shurterb. on 26 Nov 08, 06:12:34
He was an atheist...and there is no god

He was an atheist.. ...
By: shurterb. on 26 Nov 08, 06:11:27
He was an atheist.....and there is no god

Carlin was the ...
By: secretlaughs. on 26 Nov 08, 06:02:58
Carlin was the funniest.

WOW!!! This is the ...
By: whitebishop1. on 26 Nov 08, 03:01:32
WOW!!! This is the kinda stuff that rappers WISH they could come up with!

that was the most ...
By: dandil. on 26 Nov 08, 02:49:56
that was the most brilliant rant ever

George Carlin - Ten Commandments
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George Carlin - Ten Commandments

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He's a comedian ...
By: pooabigpoo. on 04 Dec 08, 06:37:37
He's a comedian whos points makes sense.

deadlyvirtues: Says ...
By: zperra. on 04 Dec 08, 04:58:42
deadlyvirtues: Says the one with the satanist background on their page. If it was a joke it was a horrible one.

What??... Committed ...
By: dieromantic69. on 04 Dec 08, 03:11:31
What??... Committed Suicide??... Really??... I refuse to believe that you are in fact that fucking stupid...

...and he prayed to ...
By: MoPapparani. on 04 Dec 08, 02:42:05
...and he prayed to Joe Pesci. lmao

If you're gonna ...
By: MoPapparani. on 04 Dec 08, 02:38:54
If you're gonna hate on something, you better know what the hell you're talking about. It's called having an informed opinion. It can be summarized by the phrase "know thy enemy"

Deadlyvirtues, the ...
By: ziggazaggy. on 03 Dec 08, 15:52:22
Deadlyvirtues, the only thing that you are yet to realise is that it is you that is the fool. Peace.

Guess youll never ...
By: deadlyvirtues. on 03 Dec 08, 14:38:50
Guess youll never grow a clue Well it just sucks to be you atheists! George Carlin realized he is a fool, that way he committed suicide!

Thank you for ...
By: jamesdc60. on 03 Dec 08, 04:57:32
Thank you for everything George Carlin. A truly great and funny man.

Anyone whos ...
By: gaia942. on 02 Dec 08, 23:10:15
Anyone whos interested in making a non-profit, truthful,publicly funded news network spread the word about /user/TheRealNews.

watch zeitgeist ...
By: BowlingFreak218. on 02 Dec 08, 20:21:46
watch zeitgeist religion and it tells you about the sun religion. its actually all religioons and what christianity id based on . watch it

You do know that ...
By: ddtpfri. on 02 Dec 08, 19:23:55
You do know that Carlin did actually endorse Rudy Giuliani on the Complaints and Grievances album? GIULIANI-PALIN 2012!!!!

does anyone know ...
By: myageoldthing. on 02 Dec 08, 13:31:23
does anyone know what show this is from?

I wish George ...
By: Mequellios. on 02 Dec 08, 02:49:44
I wish George Carlin would have invented his own religion. I know he worships the sun, but he never really made a full religion out of it. I would sign up in a heartbeat.

yo seriously im ...
By: TheBlackSweater. on 02 Dec 08, 00:55:51
yo seriously im following the carlin three commandment plan its so much easier

its kinda scary how ...
By: sealteam06. on 02 Dec 08, 00:12:35
its kinda scary how true this is...

r.i.p
By: onuruz. on 01 Dec 08, 23:02:19
r.i.p

"what are you ...
By: jfyvneld. on 01 Dec 08, 22:19:51
"what are you kidding me? The 11 commandments? Get the fuck out of here!" XD

Then, Satan is the ...
By: charcape88. on 01 Dec 08, 19:11:03
Then, Satan is the good guy of the story. If God exists, I would rather fight against God instead of begging for salvation.

carlin rocks man, ...
By: salpingofaringeo. on 01 Dec 08, 02:51:19
carlin rocks man, he is so fucking right, keep the religion to thyself

FUNNY
By: steve90555. on 30 Nov 08, 23:46:44
FUNNY

lol @ this guy
By: TexasBroski. on 30 Nov 08, 18:13:00
lol @ this guy

hahahahhaha!! i ...
By: p0kerfreak. on 30 Nov 08, 13:11:57
hahahahhaha!! i dunno if thats true jonbeme, but that was funny as.

OH MY GOD CALL CNN! ...
By: gizzsta07. on 30 Nov 08, 03:30:15
OH MY GOD CALL CNN!!!

Well, only in a ...
By: oldpiq. on 30 Nov 08, 03:29:36
Well, only in a literal sense.

george carlin is ...
By: tuxtehcrusher. on 30 Nov 08, 03:24:34
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